Rules

These rules are adopted from urbangolf.org rules; which we suggest should be adopted as a base for rules of wherever you play.

Golden Rules

#1 SHOW RESPECT

Respect your neighbors’ privacy and property. Pick your course away from populated areas if you can or on quiet streets with little traffic.  If the police ask you to leave a certain area, do so…ditto for Commissionaires.  Avoid altercations and do not give Urban Golf a bad reputation.

Vandalism, destruction of property and general rude behavior are for punk-ass kids and do not belong in this sport.

DON’T SCREW THIS UP FOR THE REST OF US.

#2 EVERYBODY SUCKS

The worse you play, the more fun you have. And that’s what this game is about. Having fun, not winning. Leave your competitiveness and ego at home.  Boasting and other petty bullshit does not belong on the urban course.  Most of the time we play we don’t even keep score.

If you can’t check yourself, put on your plaid pants, hop in your SUV and take it to Pebble Beach.

#3 DON’T BE A CONTROL FREAK

There is no one person in charge. You are not the leader of the group. Get over yourself. All decisions and adjustments to the game should be agreed upon by the golfers present.

If you have a god complex, move to the mountains, start a cult, and stay the hell out of the way.

One Response to “Rules”

  1. […] I want to remind everyone that our lesser golf is based off of respect.  That is our rule, and it is as heavily enforced as celibacy at a nun’s Christmas party. […]

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